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Try Not To Laugh Challenge Joke Magical Unicorn Edition: Knock Knock Jokes Silly Puns LOL Rhyming Riddles Llama Sloth Princess Animal Fairy More Jokes For Girls Boys

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Buckle up, folks! Get ready to dive into a world of laughter and silliness with this comprehensive collection of knock knock jokes, mind-boggling puns, and hilarious rhyming riddles. Whether you're a seasoned punster or a riddle aficionado, this article is guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and leave you giggling for hours on end. So, without further ado, let's knock on the door of merriment and explore the wacky world of jokes, puns, and riddles!

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in, I'm freezing!

Who's there?Nobel.Nobel who?Nobel... that's why I knocked!

Who's there?Boo.Boo who?Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Pun-derful Puns

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?A pouch potato.

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?A maybe.

Why did the computer get a cold?It had a virus.

Rhyming Riddles

I am a furry creature, With a long neck and legs. I love to eat leaves, And hang out with my pegs.

What am I?Answer: A giraffe

I am a slow and sleepy creature, With a long, fluffy coat. I love to hang upside down, And swing from my throat.

What am I?Answer: A sloth

I am a beautiful and graceful creature, With a long, flowing mane. I love to prance and twirl, And live in a castle's domain.

What am I?Answer: A princess

Animal Adventures

What is a llama's favorite type of music?Alpaca rock!

Why did the sloth get lost in the forest?Because it didn't have any bear-ings!

What do you call a princess who loves to swim?A mermaid-in-law!

The Silliness Continues

What do you call a frog that can't jump?A croak-er!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?Fsh!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?An abdominal snowman!

The Laughing Finale

We hope this collection of knock knock jokes, puns, and rhyming riddles has brought a smile to your face and filled your day with laughter. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so don't be afraid to let loose and embrace the silliness. Share these jokes and riddles with your friends and family, and let the laughter spread like wildfire.

And now, we bid you farewell with one final joke:

What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef!

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